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consulting-assbutt-with-a-box:
wat do canadians give thanks for
being so close to america
I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of our gays getting married
Ouch.
you win this round canada
but we have beyonce. you lose.
One word… Bieber
… bitches
via 20 going on 12.
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Whenever I go out for margaritas, I suddenly think I’m in Mexico
Someone asks me as question, and I’m just like:
via #whatshouldwecallme.









